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how do i manage to make such a mess of my room when all i do is sit in one spot for 24 hours
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|1 year ago|
- Interviewer: What is the best way to let a girl know you are interested:
- Chris Hemsworth: When elephants are in mating season they flap their ears and wag their tails. I do the same and it usually works.
- Interviewer: Where would you take a girl on the first date?
- Chris Hemsworth: To the waterhole
|via: jobbernowls source: sassanids||1 year ago with 8,281 notes|
- Old Generation: "You were named after your grandfather."
- Now Generation: "You were named after a celebrity."
- Next Generation: "You were named after a fictional character."
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